I really don't even

panicmoon15:

panicmoon15:

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him


penis-hilton:

i am appalled

(Source: girlfights)


svveden:

clannyphantom:

poopflow:

this vine is unholy

THIS VINE TOOK YEARS OFF MY LIFE

6 seconds featuring satan

(Source: fuks)


comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]

comic-chick:

This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]